JediSith Rhapsody

So … the other day I see this meme.

And then I am compelled to finish the parody as follows…

Is this the Sith life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the darkside, no escape from the galaxy
Kill all the Jedi, your master will be so pleased

I’m just a slave boy, someday a Sith I will be
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
Darth Sidious has gotta go
Any way the force goes,
doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Jabba, just killed your pet
Smashed a gate down on its head
Threw a rock and now he’s dead

Leia, your hair is in a bun
Why would you go and do your hair that way?

Yoda, ooh, didn’t mean to make you fly
I’ll be back again this time tomorrow
Help-my-friends, help-my-friends,
my training doesn’t matter

Too late, Luke my son
Sends shivers down my spine,
Emp’rer tased me all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got no toes
Cuz ObiWan cut my legs off long ago
Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to let you die
This soundtrack really has some awesome horns

I see a carbon silhouetto of a man
Frozen-tush, frozen-tush,
What will you give for Han Solo?
Sidious force lightning, very, very frightening me
(Princess Leia) Princess Leia,
(Princess Leia) Princess Leia
Princess Leia Chewbacca C-3-P-O

(I’m just a poor boy, no Jedi loves me)
He’s just a poor boy from a midichlorian family
Spare him his life from this animosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Darkside! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go) Darkside! We will not let you go
(Let him go) Darkside! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh papa mia, papa mia)
Papa mia, let me go
Uncle ObiWan told a big fat lie to me,
to me, to me

So you think you can zap me and get me to cry?
So you think you can push me to the dark side?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the Force goes