I Can’t Get NO INTERaction

So … COVID-19 hits the scene and stuff happens. The plight of Professors forced to move everything online for the indefinite future might go something like this. My apologies to the Rolling Stones for the parody of their most excellent song otherwise known as “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”.

I can’t get no INTERaction
I can’t get no INTERaction
‘Cause I try and I try and I try [to] NOTIFY
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m drivin’ in my car
And a man comes on the radio
He’s tellin’ me more and more
About some VIRAL information
Supposed to INSPIRE my iSOLation

I can’t get no
T P ROLLS
Hey hey hey
I NEED A BIDET

I can’t get no INTERaction
I can’t get no INTERaction
‘Cause I try and I try and I try [to] NOTIFY

When I’m TALKIN’ TO my SCREEN
And a STUDENT comes on and tells me
How TRITE my SLIDES can be
But he can’t be a FAN
’cause THEY DON’T PROVoke
The same CURIOSITY

I can’t get no
T P ROLLS
Hey hey hey
I NEED A BIDET

I can’t get no INTERaction
I can’t get no TEAM reaction
‘Cause I try and I try and I try [to] NOTIFY
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m SURFin’ round the INTERNET
And I’m CLICKin’ this
and I’m SELECTin’ that
And I’m ADJUSTin’ MY HEADSET
WHO tells me baby better NOT come back
next week
‘Cause IT WILL BE CLOSED THRU
SUMMER Break

I can’t get no
T P ROLLS
Hey hey hey
I NEED A BIDET

I can’t get no INTERaction
I can’t get no INTERaction
No INTERaction, no INTERaction
No INTERaction, I can’t get no