Donald had a little plan,Its details quite discreet,Everywhere that Donald went,Cohen was there to greet. He followed him to court one day,Which was against the norm,It made the jurors laugh and say,“Another legal storm.” Why does the lawyer tag along?The pundits asked with glee,Cohen’s role was just so wrong,In quieting the spree. With cash inContinue reading “Donald Had a NOT-so Silent Lamb”
Monthly Archives: May 2024
Jack & Jill Meet Trump’s Catch & Kill
Stormy and Karen went up the hill,To fetch a scoop of news,Stormy fell down and spilled the tales,And Karen shared her views. Up got Stormy and home did trot,As fast as she could caper,Karen stayed to spill the beans,With every paper’s scraper. Back came Stormy to stand her ground,With tales so vast and plenty,Together theyContinue reading “Jack & Jill Meet Trump’s Catch & Kill”
Trump’s Peter Piper Pecker Parody
David Pecker picked a pack of pricey payoffs,A pack of pricey payoffs David Pecker picked.If David Pecker picked a pack of pricey payoffs,Where’s the proof the pricey payoffs Pecker picked? David Pecker, publisher picker,Picked a peck of paid-off tales.A lurid batch of catch-and-ditch,Where truth and sleaze unveils. If David Pecker, publisher picker,Picked that peck ofContinue reading “Trump’s Peter Piper Pecker Parody”