Trump’s Peter Piper Pecker Parody

David Pecker picked a pack of pricey payoffs,
A pack of pricey payoffs David Pecker picked.
If David Pecker picked a pack of pricey payoffs,
Where’s the proof the pricey payoffs Pecker picked?

David Pecker, publisher picker,
Picked a peck of paid-off tales.
A lurid batch of catch-and-ditch,
Where truth and sleaze unveils.

If David Pecker, publisher picker,
Picked that peck of paid-off tales,
Where’s the stash that Pecker packed,
When Donald’s deeds he veiled?

Pecker’s pecking pecked a path,
Of covering and catch-and-kill.
But truth’s a thing that won’t stay hushed,
As justice seeks its fill.

David Pecker, publishing princer,
Your peck of tales now courts must weigh.
Did you protect or just defect,
When covering that fray?